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4 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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New parents lose it after hearing ‘wait until you become grandparents’
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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North Korea to host 2030 World Cup: FIFA
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Brazil or Argentina? A guide on which team to support
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Sexist man refuses to make eye contact with female colleague
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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7 November 2022, 17:00 PM
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29 October 2022, 17:08 PM
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Sundarbans refuses to let in any more ‘tigers’
After a successfully failed mission of “at least semifinal”, the cricket team are home, the place where tigers roam.
5 November 2021, 18:00 PM
Bangladesh frontrunners for next time, says a coach; India guaranteed place in 2022 final
The T20 World Cup has taken the world by a storm in a teacup, setting tongues wagging as some return with tails distinctly unwagging and tucked between their legs, while others shoot upwards and onwards into the spheres of limited, forgettable glory.
5 November 2021, 18:00 PM
‘We want our discounts’
With slogans like “We want our half-priced bikes” and “Keep the discounts coming”, thousands of citizens from a specific walk of life held a demonstration at the capital’s Chahbagh intersection.
29 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Garage declares record orders of mirrors after national batter’s comment
Garage, an e-commerce brand and the official sponsor of the Bobcats, registered a record number of ordered products in a day -- mainly mirrors -- since Saturday night following batter Khushy Rajib’s reverse-slog-sweeping comment after the first T20 WC Blooper 12 match against the Island, which had sent Bobcats’ critics into a frenzy.
29 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Usain Bolt started running after hearing motivational speaker say ‘life is a race’
Legendary Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt has revealed the secret behind his immense success.
29 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Tigers scale another peak: Beating teams with professional, non-cricketing experience
Faced with seemingly insurmountable odds, the Tigers came out trumps and made it through to the Super 12 stage of the T20 World Cup.
22 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Country in disbelief after 3,718th episode of majority-on-minority violence
As is tradition, Chapasthan witnessed yet another spate of violence perpetrated by the majority on the minority in the past couple of days, triggering the country’s authorities and experts to recycle their remarks about pluralism, conspiracy and geopolitics.
22 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Whistleblower exposes how development sector develops itself
A new autobiography penned by a former development sector expert, Mr Penh Namh, has created immense controversy in the sector.
15 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Life after Messi: Barcelona to shift focus from football to mining
Fans of FC Barcelona have been left scratching their heads as the much-loved Spanish football club has announced that they will transition to becoming a mine-exploring organisation.
15 October 2021, 18:00 PM
After Squid Game, real-life Ilish Game grips nation
For weeks, the Squid Game has been the most watched show on Netflix in the country, and the wildly popular South Korean series has birthed an actual game called Ilish Game in the riverine country.
15 October 2021, 18:00 PM
All international indexes are conspiracies: Minister
Chapasthan has landed at the bottom of yet another international index, but the country’s top officials, like every other time, are not convinced by the report.
8 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Bombshell reporting shows rich and powerful are corrupt, and nobody cares
The Investigative Consortium of International Journalists (ICIJ) recently shocked other journalists by revealing that powerful politicians and top executives around the world have been hiding their money away in offshore shell companies.
8 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Facebook’s global outage creates new poor: The influencer class
Facebook’s global outage has created a new kind of poor, the influencer class.
8 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Abandon literature, history books and embrace start-up hustle: CEO
A world-renowned CEO on Tuesday called on world leaders to abandon literature and history books in schools and colleges in favour of teaching start-up operations, technological innovations, and general profiteering.
1 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Don’t love me: Pitch
The controversial Merepoor Pitch arrived outside the gates of Intergalactic Cricket Council’s (IgCC’s) prison the day before yesterday.
1 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Burnout generation result of social media becoming extension of workplace: Therapists
In a TimeLess Magazine article titled “Minds Turned to Ash” published nearly four years ago, columnist John Cohen explores the global case of burnout.
1 October 2021, 18:00 PM
Destroy the E-cigarette market, says chief wealth officer
In a recent announcement the Ministry of Wealthfare announced that they were going to come down hard with a ban on e-cigarettes. This was in conjunction with their plans to create a tobacco-free country by 2099.
24 September 2021, 18:00 PM
E eager to distance itself from commerce in Bangladesh
The English letter, E, has been traumatised -- much like humans -- by its association with internet commerce in Bangladesh.
24 September 2021, 18:00 PM
Research finds proof of male students’ existence despite continuous absence on news
“Every day, before going to my office, I drop my son off at his school. But I have never seen a male student on the news or newspapers, let alone my son. Does my son really go to school?,” a father of a class 5 student asked.
17 September 2021, 18:00 PM
Aurangzeb’s crown found in a local tea-stall
According to news circulating on the internet, the crown of the late 18th-century Mughal Emperor Aurangzeb has been found in a local tea stall.
17 September 2021, 18:00 PM