SATIRE / Couple has been together for so long that they’re practically the same person
17 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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Scientists still can’t find source of cold air inside blanket
8 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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University office staff member breaks world record for “Longest Lunch Break Ever”
4 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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New parents lose it after hearing ‘wait until you become grandparents’
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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15-yr-old in Banani-13 wins ‘Best 15-yr-old male sausage chef in Banani-13’ award
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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North Korea to host 2030 World Cup: FIFA
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
Brazil or Argentina? A guide on which team to support
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
Sexist man refuses to make eye contact with female colleague
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
Satire / “Should’ve studied engineering,” says BBA student struggling with PowerPoint presentation
7 November 2022, 17:00 PM
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Satire / Fans upset after celebrity didn’t ask for approval before marriage
29 October 2022, 17:08 PM
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Couple has been together for so long that they’re practically the same person
The couple that inspires Junji Ito.
17 January 2023, 16:45 PM
Scientists still can’t find source of cold air inside blanket
Quantum cold air exists only when a blanket is put on but whenever the blanket is removed for observation, the air magically disappears.
8 January 2023, 16:45 PM
University office staff member breaks world record for “Longest Lunch Break Ever”
The students have reportedly been waiting for the office staff to return from his lunch break for 13 days now.
4 January 2023, 16:45 PM
New parents lose it after hearing ‘wait until you become grandparents’
A couple took to social media recently to vent their immense frustration after one of their parents one-upped them out of the blue about how to raise their newborn, and told them how the grandparent knew better.
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
15-yr-old in Banani-13 wins ‘Best 15-yr-old male sausage chef in Banani-13’ award
Parents of a 15-year-old boy in Banani were over the moon with joy after their son won what they said was a very prestigious award.
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
North Korea to host 2030 World Cup: FIFA
World football’s governing body yesterday announced that the 2030 World Cup would be held in North Korea. The decision was taken, according to FIFA president Gianni Infantino, after the resounding success of the Qatar World Cup.
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Brazil or Argentina? A guide on which team to support
It’s time to revive the age-old fight between South Asian supporters of two South American football teams. From competing to see who can hoist the biggest flag, a clear form of overcompensation, to some good ole’ beatdowns in Brahmanbaria, football fever, alongside dengue fever, has taken over Bangladesh.
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Sexist man refuses to make eye contact with female colleague
A sexist man, who holds a position of power and claims to listen to the best music and watches the best movies, yesterday refused to make eye contact with his female colleague while addressing a question posed by the female colleague.
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
“Should’ve studied engineering,” says BBA student struggling with PowerPoint presentation
Sakib grew frustrated with having to prepare 10 to 15 PowerPoint presentations every semester.
7 November 2022, 17:00 PM
Fans upset after celebrity didn’t ask for approval before marriage
Bangladeshi Gen-Z is having its coming-of-age moment as their behaviour transforms into the boomer spectrum.
29 October 2022, 17:08 PM
Ignorance of what a Bigha is keeps son from participating in generational land feud
The inability to convert local measurement units like Bigha or Katha to SI has hit the new generation hard.
28 October 2022, 17:00 PM
Tigers finally settle on team combination after Netherlands’ qualification
The Bangladesh cricket team’s wait to settle upon a team combination finally ended yesterday, as they learned who their first opponents in the T20 World Cup would be.
21 October 2022, 18:00 PM
Entrepreneur says 17th venture is going to be next big thing
Local entrepreneur Belon Mahmud has announced on social media (Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Uber, Foodpanda, Pathao, and Twitter) that his next venture is going to be the next Big Thing. This will be Mahmud’s 17th venture, following his first 16 ventures that gave him some popularity or notoriety, depending on who you ask.
21 October 2022, 18:00 PM
9-yr-old annoyed at parents comparing him to Einstein
The phenomenon of a boy of barely 10 solving mathematics problems has taken social media by storm.
21 October 2022, 18:00 PM
Everyone shouting at work after senior overused caps lock during WFH
A workplace in Dhaka has become a public nuisance as all employees shout at each other throughout the workday.
16 September 2022, 18:00 PM
Yass Kweeners rejoice as they’re the only queens in the game now
Instagrammers, bloggers, vloggers and content creators of all kinds who are part of the Global Yass Kween movement, rejoiced as they could now not only mispronounce, but also make “Kween” the new queen as the real monarch has left the lands.
16 September 2022, 18:00 PM
Pound’s value falls after Charles’s image appears on banknotes, coins
The British pound fell sharply after the first notes and coins bearing newly coronated King Charles’s image entered circulation.
16 September 2022, 18:00 PM
Cricket board announces team for the next study tour in Australia
Bhalo Cricket Board (BCB), a board congested with cricketing geniuses, just announced the names of players they will send on a study tour set to be held in Australia next month.
16 September 2022, 18:00 PM
Writer becomes bestseller after his own employer buys copies worth 9 crore
Chulbul, who has written 29 books of poetry in his career spanning 9 months, characterises his style as introspective, post-modernist neo-absurdism.
30 August 2022, 12:14 PM
Speedboats to tow high officials’ SUVs amid austerity measures
A circular of the high officials’ welfare division yesterday said due to the curbs on buying fuel and the consequent restrictions on using vehicles, officials high enough can use their boats to tow their cars across city streets.
29 July 2022, 18:00 PM