Government offers information streaming service Proper Gander for only 300 BDT per month

The government yesterday declared that not all citizens had the right to information, but they could get it by paying a modest amount.
21 May 2021, 18:00 PM

Ultra woke teenager cancels herself and her clout-based services in new rant

An ultra-woke teenager, who spent most of her days virtue-signaling and offering clout-based services to her clients, yesterday cancelled herself in a sign of reaching good-person Nirvana.
7 May 2021, 18:00 PM

Bill to open up to sympathetic Bangladeshi online media instead of Oprah

“She forced me to take weeklong vacations with an ex-girlfriend. She forced me to spend days on the beach with my ex.”
7 May 2021, 18:00 PM

While Twitter says Kanga-NOT, FaceCrook welcomes her and other bigots

Freedom of speech is a so called birth right, but it’s merely a line that has no application in social media.
7 May 2021, 18:00 PM

The Fasting Diaries: Day 1

Today was my first day of abstaining from eating and drinking for as long as the sun was out. My journey began keeping four things in mind: spiritual reflection, self-improvement, and heightened devotion and worship.
30 April 2021, 18:00 PM

It’s not tehari, it’s tuhoor: Bangla Institute chief

Bangla Institute Chief Sohan Gazi Tanks today declared that it’s tuhoor, not tehari.
30 April 2021, 18:00 PM

Iphone starts ‘Watermelons offer’ in new genius marketing strategy

While the scorching sun is delivering its unbearable gift, people seem to pay no heed to the heatwave as there are bigger fish to fry: the price of watermelons.
30 April 2021, 18:00 PM

Children demand adults stay home so they can go back to school

For the second time in recent memory, children took to the streets this time demanding they be allowed to go back to school to continue their education.
23 April 2021, 18:00 PM

The Movement Pass Skirmishes

There are quite a few, actually. It’s a club in which our two participants -- Bee and Cat in this case -- verbally spar over a trifle to establish their place in society.
23 April 2021, 18:00 PM

Morally upstanding preacher loves wife so much, he wants two of them

A morally upstanding preacher, who made a name for himself by spewing violent vitriol against more liberal members of his community on a daily basis, yesterday disclosed to the media that he had a side-wife as well.
9 April 2021, 18:00 PM

Covid vaccine linked with risk of Mark-cysts

Constipacy theorists in our country have long known that the SARS CoV-2 virus which causes COVID-19, was lab-manufactured.
9 April 2021, 18:00 PM

Country to go for Mockdowns, not lockdowns

Is it the third wave of the pandemic or the second? While that question is up for debate, there’s no question that Chapasthan, popularly known as Singapore and the America of the east, has been witnessing its second country-wide lockdown.
9 April 2021, 18:00 PM

Covid-19 times return to coincide with end of Country’s grand celebrations

The infamous Covid-19 virus, which gained notoriety for being the sexiest and most talked about modern day infection, demonstrated its kindness by waiting for The Country to finishing celebrating the greatest festival ever seen.
2 April 2021, 18:00 PM

‘Homelessness a great excuse to work harder’

Is it better to stay in a toilet for seven months with four others or is it better to work 10-hour shifts with no toilet breaks?
2 April 2021, 18:00 PM

Transfer is the greatest punishment: ICJ declares

The International Court of Jokes (ICJ) has recently declared that a transfer is one of the worst punishments and is a fitting form of ‘capital’ punishment for many government officials.
2 April 2021, 18:00 PM

US court to give ‘Bad day’ pass to Caucasian mass shooters

The top court in the famously free and notoriously democratic United States of America, the greatest country in the world, is ready to go a step further to endear itself to its most prized kind of citizens.
26 March 2021, 18:00 PM

Bangladeshi cricketers turn to photography after failing on the pitch

Earlier this month, several unidentified rumours were circulating about a bunch of Bangladeshi cricketers having travelled to a foreign country to learn the basics of photography.
26 March 2021, 18:00 PM

People who ‘managed’ crucial vaccine despite not meeting criteria still proud of themselves

Of all the people who inundated the country’s social media feed with pictures of them getting vaccinated, more than half had not met the criteria, data from a public health watchdog shows.
26 March 2021, 18:00 PM

Government employees donate 25% of salary for city’s decorations

Red lights. Green light. Then blue lights. And some yellow lights. It doesn’t matter when the colours stop representing what they are meant to because we don’t have enough of those colours.
19 March 2021, 18:00 PM

Man without mask mad at unmasked man for sneezing

In the early days of the corona outbreak, it was a herculean task to find a single person without a mask.
19 March 2021, 18:00 PM