GAMCHHALAND ELECTS…

The Winner, BB.

The Gamchchaland elections are over and the results are finally in.
In a move that surprised no one, the ruling Troll Party has won with an assured majority. Congratulations to our returning leader. May his lungi never need patching.
The Moon Democratic came in second with a surprising quarter of the votes. This is a sizable improvement from the previous elections where a total of 12 people voted for the always right-wing party (mostly members of Murdorar's extended family and a man who got lost on his way to the lavatory).
Le Blue received a tenth of the votes. We feel safe in mocking him as we're sure he will never come to power. Hoho. Hoho.

The Results
Troll Party: 64.10%
Moon Democratic: 25.64%
Freed Slaves' Union: 10.26%