This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

When in Dhaka, do as the Noakhaillas.

TAURUS

The pen is mightier than the keyboard.

GEMINI

Too many cooks spoil the cooking reality show.

CANCER

People who live in glass houses should not go to the toilet.

LEO

Better late than dead.

VIRGO

Practice makes the perfect omelettes.

LIBRA

All good things must come to a heated discussion in Facebook.

SCORPIO

Do not judge an e-book by its format.

SAGITTARIUS

2B or HB, that is the pencil.

CAPRICORN

Birds of a feather, twerk together. 

AQUARIUS

Save your web designer's contact as Peter Parker.

PISCES

You could take a horse to the water but why would you?