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By Zarif Masud

Thusday, October 6, 2011

Bad Day Bad Day Bad Day

So yeah... today was sort of a mess. It started with my mom refusing to raise my allowance. So not cool. In an act of defiance, I wore those torn pair of socks I had to Jashim uncle's house. There, I sat with my legs outstretched, my toe clearly showing through that hole. Dammit, I thought it was pretty hardcore of me. Jashim uncle is my dad's boss. My mom was furious.
Well, she was supposed to be. Instead, she ignored me all night. Oh, she saw what I was doing alright, but my God, can mom be stubborn! Comes with the job, I guess.  Oh, and #Women.
Now, the problem started when the doorbell rang. I didn't pay much attention to it. United vs Villa was on TV and it was probably the driver. A minute later, this auntie comes in.
Followed by- the prettiest girl ever!
Seriously. She was so... rrrrrrr.
Now, I needed a game plan, right? I wanted to put up my smooth, cool-guy act, like, you know, I was gonna go all, "Hey there. Don't I know you from somewhere?" or one of those cheesy lines, "Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I was gonna tell her all those funny jokes (I'm hilarious) - "You know what my sucks more than this party? These socks."
Right, those socks. Things didn't go all that smooth.
This girl sits next to me and says hi and stuff. I'm sure she noticed my socks. Oh God, so embarrassing. I was so preoccupied and self-conscious of the whole thing, I don't think I was very nice to her. :S
Long story short, I blew it. Her name is Anika or something. But that's all I got... not even a phone number! Fml. #LifeSocks
Tags: bad day, life socks, fml, diary

Comments

Tanzir Hamim        06/10/2011        Like    Reply

Haha. u suk dude.
Anonymous        15/04/2012        Like    Reply

This is not a hoax. If you do not pass this twenty other people by mid night, you will die an excruciating death.  A friend of mine did received this comment and she didn't do and she died.
Anika Rahman    Today, 6:44 PM    Like    Reply

OHMYGOD!!! I just died!
This is so cute

Taskin Ahmed    Today, 5 minutes ago.    Like    Reply
Shut up. -__________-

Anika Rahman   Today, 1 minutes ago.    Like    Reply