*enter catchy Bollywood song title*

Weddings are nothing but mind games. I'm here to share some of my strategies.
Get Whatsapp. You need to tell your friends about how bored you are. Sit with the elderly people if you want more firni or jorda. Because sugar. And if you're feeling a bit low on spirit looking at the lucky couple, read the cover story. Then read it again.
Occasions will come and go but how can you go to these occasions during constant blockades? Political violence is a big no-no. Also, Charlie Hebdo is not a person.
The only thing you should fight for is that aloo in the biryani.
Beware of the elachi. Happy wedding season.

— Kazi Akib Bin Asad, Sub-editor, SHOUT