It is cause for national joy that at least one Bangladeshi has been able to fulfil his parents’ dream by rising early. Since as far back as an egg cracked after a hen laid it (let’s not, okay?), parents have dreamed that their children would rise along with the sun.  

Representatives of the proctorial body, accompanied by hall provosts of Pahartoli University in a press conference yesterday issued a directive that all female students must enter their dorms by 10:00pm.  

Entrepreneur Rafsan Rakib has come up with a unique solution to an artificial problem the government created. Load shedding is the talk of the town now, and Rafsan is not worried at all.

No sooner had the uproar over the first few images of space captured by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope ended, NASA came up with another strange claim.

He used to repair dents in cars in Bhangamotor and with those earnings, along with his brother’s income from driving a CNG-run auto-rickshaw wife’s income from working as hired domestic help, he ran his family of five.

A revolutionary new study has found that you are wasting your life.  

The fact that NASA is famous for producing fake images of space and celestial objects, has again been proven.  

The following is a collection of social media statuses, collected from a group that Satireday has observed for some time and determined to be more or less like-minded.

After rickshaws were banned on Pachmoshjid Road, rickshaw-pullers have come up with an interesting way to bypass the law. They are now transporting their vehicles on

With the climate as it is nowadays, means of meting out justice is few and far between.

Due to the national habit of applying generous levels of oil to slide one’s way to the top -- or most often, barely middle, levels -- of organisations, Chapasthan has been facing an oil crisis for the past few days.

A recent gazette issued by the parliamentary standing committee on vocal affairs said members of parliament should now be elected based on how loud they can speak.  

The news that has been circulating of Internet Explorer retiring at the age of 27 is basically a lie. It’s actually the world’s longest and slowest closure, taking 27 years.  

The following is an excerpt from the digital journal of a Bangladeshi computer engineer who has been missing for the last seven days.

In the seventh hour of sitting in a traffic jam on the country’s biggest thoroughfare, Chapasthan Commerce Minister Baki Gunchhi held an impromptu press conference for around 30 motorcyclists who had congregated around the minister’s BMW over the last five hours. 

Being hit by serious penury, when Amber Heard was totally unable to pay Johnny Depp the $10-million compensation, the amount lost in a bet over the Liverpool-Madrid UCL final, an altruistic man from Saudi Arabia came to the rescue with his fat bank accounts.  

After the 549th fire incident that could’ve easily been avoided if businesses weren’t absolute pieces of … or if fire-safety measures were a tiny bit better, the nation was shocked once again. 

The US state of Texas has made it mandatory for schoolchildren to wear bulletproof vests to school to stop deaths from school shootings, while saying guns are part of the solution and not the problem.

The following is the contents page from actor Johnny Depp’s upcoming book “How to beat abuse allegations”. He wrote the entire book while sitting at the plaintiff’s desk during the six-week defamation trial involving his ex-wife Amber Heard.

High officials of Chapasthan’s cricket governing body have said that from now on, they will make decisions about the national team based on online polls.