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17 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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Scientists still can’t find source of cold air inside blanket
8 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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University office staff member breaks world record for “Longest Lunch Break Ever”
4 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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New parents lose it after hearing ‘wait until you become grandparents’
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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15-yr-old in Banani-13 wins ‘Best 15-yr-old male sausage chef in Banani-13’ award
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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North Korea to host 2030 World Cup: FIFA
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Brazil or Argentina? A guide on which team to support
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Sexist man refuses to make eye contact with female colleague
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Satire / “Should’ve studied engineering,” says BBA student struggling with PowerPoint presentation
7 November 2022, 17:00 PM
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29 October 2022, 17:08 PM
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Where the date for the next meeting is set
A high-powered research firm has found that scheduling the next meeting was the only outcome in 98 percent of meetings in companies surveyed.
27 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Don’t judge a judge by his designation
Prodhan Biplob, a self-proclaimed judge and a revolutionary by name, was arrested by police in Chapasthan while establishing the veracity of the axiom “Don’t judge a judge by his designation”.
27 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Women’s attires are reason the country is bad in all indexes: Study
“Corruption is high in Chapasthan. Do you guys really know why? Because of the dresses and clothes the women of this country wear,” Jamanai Mia, the chief researcher of Meyeder Poshak Gobeshona Institute (MPGI) said yesterday while announcing the findings of the institute’s latest study.
27 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Fifth release of Cloak Studio draws attention from all walks of life: Webinar
Just like everyone else, the Satireday page also could not hold itself back from dedicating some column space to the much loved and much hated Cloak Studio following its fifth release.
20 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Men live in 2022, women stuck in 1900s: Study by female scientists
To collect the data, the scientists placed subjects in roles ranging from homemakers, new mothers, new working mothers, high-profile corporate officers and single women living in the capital, among other roles.
20 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Musk froze Twitter deal after hearing about PK
Elon Musk, the multi-billionaire with millions of social media followers, has talked about his worst nightmare -- PK Maldar, the former Chapasthani candidate for the world’s richest man.
20 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Men live in 2022, women stuck in 1900s: Study by female scientists
The plight of women seems never-ending and that is what a new study run by an all-female group of scientists found recently.
20 May 2022, 18:00 PM
The rainfie contest
This is the current frontrunner for our Rainy Selfie Contest 2022. Aspiring contestants are requested to send in their selfies to rainfie@selfiecontest.com.
13 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Authorities going all out for ‘2 Fair 2 Free’ polls
Chapasthan is once again gearing up for its Ultra Free, Giga Fair National Election. This time, it’s going to be freer and fairer than ever.
13 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Banks offer ticket loans for powerfully powerless cousins
Even as Chapasthan’s per capita income continues to surge, people are failing to buy transport tickets. And so, the heart-touching reality of relatives of rulers being unable to afford train tickets has come to the fore
13 May 2022, 18:00 PM
This just in Football isn’t dead
A lot had changed in the world of football since 2019: Real Madrid, once a European powerhouse, stooped to the lowest of lows, having failed to win any Champions League in the previous three attempts.
6 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Men get most joy in disbelieving women, proving they are liars: Survey
The world does not like believing women and that fact has been further supported by a recent worldwide survey.
6 May 2022, 18:00 PM
‘Capital-ists’ blockade entry points to stop Eid vacationers returning
As literally millions of people were coming back to the capital yesterday, a group of residents flocked to the city’s entry points and set up blockades to stop so-called “district dwellers” from returning after Eid vacation.
6 May 2022, 18:00 PM
Musk to make Trump relevant again
In the midst of being involved in “super embarrassing” allegations that cannot be repeated here due to considerations of decency, tech billionaire Elon Musk almost did what an average person might have done in such trying circumstances: spend on comfort stuff, you know, pastries, a monster deliciosa, a case of carbonated beverage, electric guitars and all that.
29 April 2022, 18:00 PM
New police station to have play area inside jail cell
After many debates, demonstrations and detentions, law enforcers have finally come to a solution regarding the Lebutala playground issue.
29 April 2022, 18:00 PM
Coaching centres introduce crash courses on collecting more salami
“Pera Nai, Just Chill”, the country’s leading coaching centre located in Farmgate -- the worldwide capital of such centres -- just introduced their new crash course to teach students how to collect more Eid salami with minimal effort.
29 April 2022, 18:00 PM
The conscious citizen
This art installation of a conscious citizen wearing a plastic stool on his head is a metaphor for wider society. There is a camera around his neck,
22 April 2022, 18:00 PM
Is this ‘satire’?
The following is a summary of all the complaints about this page’s content, mostly gleaned from social media, and a satire writer’s foolhardy attempt to answer them.
22 April 2022, 18:00 PM
PEEK-ing the way to better citizenry
The country has reached a new stage of development as the entire machinery of the state -- from healthcare and law enforcement to sanitation -- has been deployed to cater to the wellbeing and protection of its citizens.
22 April 2022, 18:00 PM
Local fruit juice giant launches no-mango mango juice
Local fruit juice giant, Tran Group of Companies Ltd, recently announced the launch of their new line of products called “the substitute”.
15 April 2022, 18:00 PM