SATIRE / Couple has been together for so long that they’re practically the same person
17 January 2023, 16:45 PM
SHOUT
Scientists still can’t find source of cold air inside blanket
8 January 2023, 16:45 PM
SHOUT
University office staff member breaks world record for “Longest Lunch Break Ever”
4 January 2023, 16:45 PM
SHOUT
New parents lose it after hearing ‘wait until you become grandparents’
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
15-yr-old in Banani-13 wins ‘Best 15-yr-old male sausage chef in Banani-13’ award
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
North Korea to host 2030 World Cup: FIFA
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
Brazil or Argentina? A guide on which team to support
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
Sexist man refuses to make eye contact with female colleague
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
Satire / “Should’ve studied engineering,” says BBA student struggling with PowerPoint presentation
7 November 2022, 17:00 PM
Off Campus
Satire / Fans upset after celebrity didn’t ask for approval before marriage
29 October 2022, 17:08 PM
SHOUT
Countries erase all history of racism after breaking racists’ statues
Two of the greatest nations in the world thoroughly erased their shared racist history by removing statues of all slave-traders, except for the really important ones which were defaced by graffiti instead.
12 June 2020, 18:00 PM
Colour blind man asks what the grey zone is for
Safran Khan (20), was detained from Zigatola today afternoon for “suspicious movement.”
12 June 2020, 18:00 PM
Satireday Cartoon: Gimme some everlovin' cover
Satireday Cartoon: Gimme some everlovin' cover
5 June 2020, 18:00 PM
Funds from mask fines to be used to build new bridge
The amount generated from the fines on people not wearing masks in public will be used to build the Grand Bridge, the largest bridge in Southeast Asia.
5 June 2020, 18:00 PM
CEO asks everyone why they can’t work as hard as him
We recently sat down with Tanvir Sultan, the CEO and founder of a wide range of startups and initiatives such as eyeQ, PosiTBT, bMor (Bashundhara), aMor (Amtoli), kAmor (Kakoli), Rest-o-rent, The Big Think Project, Sjitr and Okokola.
5 June 2020, 18:00 PM
My terrible #Blackout Tuesday experience
Turns out I gravely misread the channeling of the outrage.
5 June 2020, 18:00 PM
Shoppers say new Eid collection ‘to die for’
Along with miseries, the pandemic has certainly brought citizens with generational privilege things to look forward to. Fashionable PPE for death defying Eid shoppers.
29 May 2020, 18:00 PM
Satireday Cartoon : Challenging times
Satireday Cartoon : Challenging times
29 May 2020, 18:00 PM
Bidesh declares limited on scale victory in war against virus; disowns 3,800 infected nationals
Declaring a limited on scale victory in the war against Covid-22, Bidesh yesterday opened up day-to-day functions.
29 May 2020, 18:00 PM
Local trillionaire donates BDT 100,000 only to Covid-22 research
Joshim Bashon -- local entrepreneur, CEO of shipping ;), Math Genuis, IBU alumnus, founding father of Amazing.com and saviour of the masses (this is copied directly off his official Facebook page) -- recently made headlines when he made a public donation for research into Covid-22.
29 May 2020, 18:00 PM
Reader’s Corner: “The child in Green”
One step, two steps, three steps, four..
22 May 2020, 18:00 PM
Chapasthan removed from world map after cartoon ruins its national image
The League of Nations -- the body which pretends to have a mighty, big say in global affairs -- yesterday removed Chapasthan from the world map following a really funny cartoon drawn about it.
22 May 2020, 18:00 PM
Non-celebrities now auction off jewellery, underwear and loose morals to raise funds for pandemic relief efforts
Cricketer Mashrafe Mortaza auctioned a bracelet for many moneys. Now everyone wants a similar piece of action especially TikTok stars who cry passionately for absolutely no reason.
22 May 2020, 18:00 PM
How to Make Piyaju in Six Parts and Three Steps
I have two favourite t-shirts. One of them is blue. If given the choice, I would wear these t-shirts on any given day, for any occasion.
22 May 2020, 18:00 PM
STAIRWAY TO CONTAGION
There’s a feeling I get when I walk up the steps And my spirit is crying for leaving. In the shops I have seen Shoppers crowding, obscene And the wheezing of those who stand looking Oooooh it really makes you shudder…
15 May 2020, 18:00 PM
A CELEBRITY HAS JUST DIED AND YOU SHOULD ALL GET YOUR POSTS READY TO FEEL INVOLVED
Stop the presses folx, a celebrity has just died.
15 May 2020, 18:00 PM
Satireday staffer quits as line between reality and satire no longer exists
Three weeks ago, I wrote a piece for your page on American conservatives, nay, white people. However, the piece had lost relevance before it could live out its originally predicted shelf life.
15 May 2020, 18:00 PM
386,723 businesses pivot to delivering groceries online in Dhaka
DHOKA: While the Covid-22 outbreak has led to many businesses closing their shutters, many in the city have pivoted towards delivering groceries to the citizens in lockdown.
15 May 2020, 18:00 PM
The Writer’s Block
The Writer’s Block
8 May 2020, 18:00 PM
Government sets one-hour ‘mingling window’ for citizens amid lockdown
Frustrated with the absolute stupidity of people, the government of Bhangadesh today announced a one-hour window for citizens to go out and mingle with each other.
8 May 2020, 18:00 PM