In an unprecedented move, the Utopian Union of Househelp (UUH) issued an official statement pushing back their return to places of employment until September 2020.

Chapasthan has apparently stopped the spread of the deadly morosnavirus, and they have supposedly done so a fair while ago.

The people on social media finally and for once won. That too against the God of Thunder who reportedly will also not be making any more God of Thunder movies after the next one. All because the internet people said boo.

People in one of the areas worst-affected by the latest virus gather together to buy fish, because why not. Some also sport their face masks at a useless but very stylish angle, giving the sunglasses on the back collar of the shirts a run for its money.

After news of animals going hungry amid the GENERAL HOLIDAY (ENJOY YO’SELF), citizens scrambled to ensure birds, dogs and cats had enough to ride out the storm. No insects were taken into consideration of course, because people hate insects.

Countries around the world have decided to take a leaf out of Emotionation’s book after a recent study showed how the then under-developed country used the Covid-22 crisis to become an economic powerhouse in 15 years.

Zakir Hossain, 32, and his daughter Sheuly, 5, were arrested last night for defying the very strictly imposed stay-at-home regulations.

Karen Smith (46) from Florida [also known as the Noakhali of America] was planning a bbq party last weekend. I reached out to her over Zoom after her neighbour, Alavi Ahmed (21), tipped me off.

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It has been nearly 43 years now. Forty-three years since the wild returned to the city. It took an unprecedented viral event to bring to life the dreams of many a wildlife conservationist.

During an impromptu interview with a, let’s be honest, very B-list Hollywood star, the young girl started the conversation by accurately asking the American star if he had heard of Bangladesh or was confusing it with its neighbouring country.

The shareability of fake news during crises

Cradled between the hill and the sea,

A 46-year-old aunty, who ran the most successful tabloid in her daughter’s school, yesterday tested positive for having the viral nose infection and being a total you-know-what.

The Covid-22 outbreak continues to upend the world order.

The Button Sewers (BS) are back. All 10,137 of them from all across the country.

Turkmenistan yesterday imposed a ban on Covid-22, declaring the virus would never be allowed in the country anymore.

A frustrated Kabu Mia was seen leaving Dhoka West City Corporation’s building last week. He attempted to storm out of there, but was carrying a canvas bag and a plastic wood model of his new invention.

A returnee from Italy performed a miracle yesterday! He was under self-quarantine at his home in a district town, yet he injured himself in a road accident.

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