Bangladesh becomes first country to treat Covid-22 over phone

Bangladesh became the first country in the world to treat coronavirus over phone. The country’s Disease Uncontrol Centre run by Kooks (DUCK) came up with the brand new method even though THERE ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH TESTING KITS FOR ALL VIRUSES TM in the country.
27 March 2020, 18:00 PM

Mass gathering on social-distancing held; participants demand draconian laws be put in place now

A gathering of some 10,000 people -- standing 10 feet away from each other, decked out in gloves and masks -- yesterday demanded that draconian laws be enforced to tackle the growing virus outbreak.
27 March 2020, 18:00 PM

Woman on the way for 38 years finally reaches office; gets fired

Her family members, colleagues and friends were stumped. Munni, 24, had told everyone that she was on her way to work.
27 March 2020, 18:00 PM

VIRUS FACTS AND FICTION: Are tigers back in Ramna Park? They were never there

There is panic in the air. Rightfully so. A dangerous criminal has just been released amidst a possible withering away of the power structures as we know them.
27 March 2020, 18:00 PM

Newspeople attempt to outbreak news without outbreaking DVD-22

As soon as news of the DVD-22 outbreak outbroke, the people behind the outbreaking of the news have been busy. At the newsroom of one The Daily Ektara at Emotionation, newspeople are delivering Outbreaking News around the clock to the masses, risking their own lives.
20 March 2020, 18:00 PM

From Dengue to any virus!

There are very few products in market that leave a mark on consumers’ minds and create a permanent place for themselves on their shelves. With eligible competitors rising aggressively and consumers getting choosy day by day, products are facing hard times holding their ground.
20 March 2020, 18:00 PM

MINISTER CAMPAIGN FOR AWARENESS ON VIRUS, INFECTS LITERALLY EVERYONE

An arrest warrant was issued for Minister of Footpaths Abdul Kander for inadvertently spreading the newest strand of the now highly contagious Dengue virus during his awareness campaign against it.
20 March 2020, 18:00 PM

March for equality held at city’s historically inaccessible location

Women of Dhaka celebrated International Women’s Day by participating in the ‘March for Equality’, which took place in a historically inaccessible location of the city, Gulbagh.
13 March 2020, 18:00 PM

Dolphins of late capitalism all at sea

​Scientist in 2420 uncovers perfectly preserved time capsule of letters from a Gangetic River Dolphin in Bangladesh. Read below to find out what the letters contain:
13 March 2020, 18:00 PM

Startup on startups that help other startups start up, launches

Nestiny, an incubator for incubators has officially launched today. The announcement was made through their website and Facebook page.
13 March 2020, 18:00 PM

Virus hits Emotionation

North Atlantic country Emotionation’s population has dipped below critical mass, according to the latest survey conducted by the United Rations, published yesterday.
13 March 2020, 18:00 PM

RMG man explains writing to female writer

As I was writing a report on International Women’s Day, sitting at West End with my laptop, pretending to understand the struggles of women who are actually battling femicide, child marriage and violence,
6 March 2020, 18:00 PM

Woman irked after day with shelf goes awry

Sultana planned out the whole day in impeccable details. As someone prone to anxiety attacks, she had to. She was going out with her shelf.
6 March 2020, 18:00 PM

Office without female washroom celebrates women’s day

DHAKA: Techstosterone, a tech firm situated in Mohakhali New IT Park, observed International Women’s Day on March 7 at their office premises.
6 March 2020, 18:00 PM

Woman invents new economic system because of cat love

In a remote village in northeastern Bangladesh, a middle-aged woman has started a new economic system to bring disruptions to the well accepted systems in place.
6 March 2020, 18:00 PM

The Shackles of Womanhood

No this is not about all the stuff that will make you want to exterminate the male members of the Homo Sapien species. Let’s leave that to the regular pages. Let’s talk about the heaviness of other burdens that we women have been made to believe are crucial to our happiness.
6 March 2020, 18:00 PM

No one ‘cares’ about city’s ‘sinkhole man’

Last Tuesday, one Abdul Baten,58, a retired college teacher, fell into a sinkhole which appeared around 11:30pm.
28 February 2020, 18:00 PM

ACCENT MINISTRY MULLS CRACKDOWN ON STUPID ACCENTS

"There's so much drama in the country, The Accent Police are listening. Be careful or you will be history Another crossfire/ died by suicide mystery
28 February 2020, 18:00 PM

FIRST ACCENT ARREST: 21yr old capital man first to be detained

Police have detained a man for creating disturbance in the Chapasthani capital of Goolbaaj yesterday.
28 February 2020, 18:00 PM

Leftists demonstrate against copywriters over class consciousness

“These Wealth of Nations clutching armchair capitalists with their trickle-down belief, coupled with the opiate of the masses, have projected an unrealistic aspiration of wealth and glory through hard work in a technocratic world of mass-produced desires,” said Alemul Alam, 25, a volunteer for LISP.
28 February 2020, 18:00 PM