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17 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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Scientists still can’t find source of cold air inside blanket
8 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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University office staff member breaks world record for “Longest Lunch Break Ever”
4 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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15-yr-old in Banani-13 wins ‘Best 15-yr-old male sausage chef in Banani-13’ award
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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North Korea to host 2030 World Cup: FIFA
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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New parents lose it after hearing ‘wait until you become grandparents’
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Sexist man refuses to make eye contact with female colleague
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Brazil or Argentina? A guide on which team to support
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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7 November 2022, 17:00 PM
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29 October 2022, 17:08 PM
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Man arrested for criticising the reverse sweep
A man yesterday became the first to be arrested for criticising the cricket shot called the reverse sweep. In a precedent-setting move by the authorities, Allout Yesman, 43, was arrested under the Insecurity Act.
15 April 2022, 18:00 PM
Country launches 18-plus launch service
The country yet again took another traffic-jam changing decision by deciding not to sell any tickets to persons without NIDs. People have already started to call this measure an “18-plus launch service” as someone must be 18 or above to get an NID card.
15 April 2022, 18:00 PM
Resist temptation
Lojjaheen Enterprises has come up with a brilliant new product to protect the integrity of your fast. Just because it is called fasting doesn’t mean you have to break it fast.
8 April 2022, 18:00 PM
Being in the gallery same as playing on the field: Football chief on Qatar’22
Khelauddin, the king of the country’s football federation, once promised that the national team would surely play the 2022 Qatar World Cup. To qualify, he promised to do everything, although he is famous for doing nothing.
8 April 2022, 18:00 PM
No bindi, no bonus: RMG owners cancel Eid bonus as ‘teep protest’
The readymade garments sector (RMG) chose to make the statement as 80 percent of its workforce, or around two million, are female workers.
8 April 2022, 18:00 PM
The Smithslap trumps all
There were a lot of issues on the table that Monday morning. And there were some shingaras too, but they did not last long.
1 April 2022, 18:00 PM
Petition launched to fine people covering Pasoori
“I haven’t seen my girlfriend’s photos on my newsfeed for the last 50 days because it’s flooded with Pasoori covers.
1 April 2022, 18:00 PM
City totally covered by memorial foot overbridges
The capital reached a milestone yesterday when the entire structure of overbridges, constructed to memorialise people who died after being run over by city buses, became visible after completion of the last overbridge in the only remaining spot in Otokhalina.
1 April 2022, 18:00 PM
No pressure, say people who put others under immense pressure
The people of Chapasthan are becoming more aware of the importance of mental health with each passing day. They now know how distressing it can be for a person to get pressured into doing something.
25 March 2022, 18:00 PM
Zap potbellies with potholes
Getting tired of your potbelly?
25 March 2022, 18:00 PM
Employees demand Work-From-Road permission
Just as the Work-From-Home saga is dying down, Chapasthan employees have come up with a new demand – Work-From-Road.
25 March 2022, 18:00 PM
Journos wanted for lightbulb reporting
Akash Bhora Tara is searching for a “promising reporter” to cover their “ultimate development beat”.
11 March 2022, 18:00 PM
Ministry mandates ‘pockets’ in all female clothes from April 1
On International Women’s Day 2022, in a landmark initiative to ensure equality, the Ministry of Women and Kids’ Affairs (MOWKA) mandated pockets to be sewn in all female dresses from April 1.
11 March 2022, 18:00 PM
I am also a psychologist, says B,CB boss
The chief of Board, Cricket Board (B,CB) Kamrul Hasan Phapa has said that along with being extremely knowledgeable about cricket, having outlandish business and organisational wisdom, he is also an expert psychologist.
11 March 2022, 18:00 PM
Per capita income fails to buy 1-litre soybean oil bottle
“How many bottles of soybean oil could Elon Musk buy with all of his money?” a man wondered after failing to buy one litre soybean oil with his limited money despite having been blessed with a spiffy figure of per capita income.
11 March 2022, 18:00 PM
OBVIOUSLY LOUD CURRY TRAITS
A student, also a mad fan of Syed Mujtaba Ali’s famous short story “Roshogolla” prepares to leave the country for higher studies, complete with the essentials.
4 March 2022, 18:00 PM
A humane war by Putin, not wanting to put-out anyone
The following is a note sent to Satireday by Russian President Vladimir Putin. We did not ask for it, but his mail entered our inbox anyway. We are running it because Putin has always been to journalists what he has been to bare-chested horseback riding -- killing it!
4 March 2022, 18:00 PM
‘Relatively civilised, white’ journo wants passports abolished; says skin colour enough verification
The CBS-BS Senior Foreign Correspondent, who claimed Iraq and Afghanistan are not civilised and can expect to be in wars, Charles Gate,
4 March 2022, 18:00 PM
Selfie Mela Contest
If you want your love of books and the written word to be held up for the world to see, Selfie Mela is the competition for you. It is all good taking pictures while
25 February 2022, 18:00 PM
Apple introduces iLid for earphone users
Have you ever poured out your life story to someone for 26 minutes, only to notice that she has been listening to a podcast all that time?
25 February 2022, 18:00 PM