One of the country’s most respected universities has launched a new course that the institution’s authorities say will arm young professionals with the requisite tools to impress in their new jobs. 

The internet is a many-splendoured thing, but it has utterly failed to help me write a piece that will fill up column space.  

Keeping animals in captivity and making a spectacle of them is bad, it is unethical. Trying to think of captions about evolution and how monkeys can eat lollies

When little Novax was young, he got what he wanted every time his birthday arrived. He had a way to get his stuff, for he had discovered the magic word, what he thought was the “Philosopher’s word”.

Chief Astrologer to the European Union of Natural Sciences (EUNUS), Kazuki Kunikoto Erif, said on Monday that the Russian premier Vladimir Putin is only trying to find mental peace in Ukraine.  

The country has broken records for keeping schools, colleges and universities closed for the longest time after local scientists discovered that Covid thrives and is transmitted only in educational institutions.  

The following is part of an interview of a woman who is still trying to collect all 634 documents to get her new passpor:.

Remember the time when you had to flee the streets impromptu to dodge “a stunner” right after you or one of your mates had hit a well-timed lofted shot, which triggered the arrival of a certain Stone Cold Steve Austin as the sweet sound of timbre preceded a crash?  

Thousands of people have thrown away their smartphones in utter panic after news broke that users were getting notifications of every screenshot that was ever taken of their Facebook Messenger conversations.

British environmentalist Dr Susten Abeel was left utterly shocked to find a stash of plastic shopping bags in his new wife Sonali Roy’s closet.  

As everyone and their grandchildren are getting infected with the Omicron variant to the extent that news of someone getting infected is no longer surprising, a new movement called “#AllCovidsMatter” has gained traction on social media. 

Older millennials are rushing to have babies as they hit their late and early thirties milestones -- a receding hairline, a growing tummy and aching joints.  

The country is in sheer despair after becoming the second most corrupt country in South Asia. The year-long endeavours and performances were rendered futile in just a matter of seconds as soon as the Winning Opacity Worldwide (WOW) list was published.  

The following is an excerpt from the diary of a VC, which Satireday obtained when he left home to get sushi after the end of the students’ hunger strike:

“The money you make is a symbol of the value you create, Idowu Koyenikan had written, and I did just that by ensuring people get to work from home during the surge of this new Covid variant. I valued people’s lives and that earned me cash recognition and general recognition of course.” 

A local man has won a competition to be the inspiration for the new “#Covidiot” emoji to be introduced soon by Apple.  

“If silence can be the sign of consent, why shouldn’t it be the sign of sustainable education?” the spokesperson of VC, a group of meritorious students popularly known as Valo Chatra, asked during a press conference.  

A revolutionary new study has revealed that there are more food bloggers and vloggers than actual customers in a majority of the capital’s restaurants.  

The International Institute of Naming Covid-22 Strains (IINCS) yesterday succumbed to pressure from the pro-Covid lobby and named the newest variant after tennis legend Novak Djokovic.  

“There’s no way I’m going to let these people go back home again,” Mamun from HR murmured. “What will happen to the company’s synergy, dynamism and disruption, if there is no one to synergise, dynamise and disrupt at the office?