The government has gifted the officials of Board, Cricket Board (B,CB) houses and land in recognition of their service after the Chapasthan national team notched its greatest achievement by beating New Zealand in a Test in the southern-hemisphere nation.

Local police yesterday arrested the parents of a newborn after a barrage of complaints were lodged against them by their friends for using their child to escape social niceties.

The government will launch ride-carrying service Uthao from today as part of its initiative to reduce the capital’s chronic traffic congestion.

Bapparaj, a Chapasthani man who was supposed to be a multi-millionaire by 2021, ended the year by borrowing money from his friends to go on a date in 2022.

The people of Chapasthan, who are renowned for being oblivious to the concept of a promise, have once again prepared their New Year’s resolutions.  

On Wednesday morning, Zarif Rifat, a sub-editor at The Quarterly Moon newspaper, announced that he’s starting a crowdfunding campaign to

Behind every successful women’s team, there is a team of even more successful men. 

Dhoka, the highly developed city of Chapasthan, has yet again been ranked second in the list of most polluted cities of the world.  

The marriage certificates of those who tied the knot in the past two years will not be valid unless the couples hold a reception by February 28, 2022, the Lok Ki Bolbe division of the Chapasthan government said in a press release.  

The Bobcats lost the Test match, even though it rained more than two days out of five in Merepoor.

Following the prime minister’s order to Murad Hassan to step down from his post as state minister for information and broadcasting, many people of the country mistakenly abandoned a rich cultural heritage.  

Following an uproar about how a person in government could say the vilest things known to man in a phone recording, Murad Ghapla, the former state minister for monitoring free speech, has said that he only said those things as part of a monitoring exercise.  

Why Chapasthan is still considered to be an underdeveloped country, despite being the largest producer of rich people, is a question that the nation’s economists are wracking their brains over at countless seminars, webinars, roundtables and views-exchange meetings.  

The government of Chapasthan has assured its people that they will be absolutely safe from the Omicron variant of Covid-22, as authorities, under the celestial guidance of the supreme leader, have taken the strictest measures to prevent another wave of the pandemic.

One will rarely come across anyone who has not heard the old adage “failure is the pillar of success”.  

The following is a small compilation of unconstructive reviews from Dhokaites, who watched the critically acclaimed film “Rehana Maryam Noor” after it hit theatres on November 12.

A recent study has found that every problem the current generation faces is nothing compared to what the previous generation went through. 

Bumble Bee Business Club, the university club in which members wear suits in the blistering summer and pretend to run an actual organisation, has announced the date for their flagship event RantWitz 2.0.

The per capita income of Chapasthan has reached a new soaring milestone yet again. On the occasion, the country’s emperor recently said, “Unbeknownst to us, with each passing night, the people of Chapasthan are getting richer. Development, development, development.”    

Over the years, a culmination of the effects of climate change has melted the permafrost and brought out ancient microbes, deadly viruses and what not.