After the Chapasthan government temporarily lifted the strict lockdown, having gotten assurances from Covid-22 chief Sars Covfefe that the virus would only spread on a limited scale during the eight days of openness, the country has been faced with disaster as the virus has now further mutated.  

In a break from tradition, and in order to uphold the hosts’ traditions, Covid-22 will be spreading in a limited capacity for the next week, a press release said yesterday.  

The political sphere of Chapasthan has recently been in turmoil because other ministries have started blaming the Ministry of Avoiding Responsibility.  

The poor are at it again.

We saw the incident as a great opportunity for an interview.

The world is a different place now. It is a world ravaged by a pandemic, where people have been mostly home since the end of 2019.

The football teams of Brazil and Argentina have decided to send the Copa America trophy to Brahmanbaria after the final tomorrow.  

An auntie yesterday reminded her nieces and nephews that she told them so, after all of them were laid low with the flu.

After months of faithful mask-wearing amid the Covid-22 pandemic, a group calling themselves the Infinitely Charming and Evergreen Lads (InCEL) has announced a ban on its members wearing masks even as infection rates and deaths spike countrywide.

A new trend has taken hold in Chapasthan, which has seen multiple accusations of sexual assault against powerful, politically connected individuals so that the so-called victims can learn of their entire history and background and have old memories unearthed.

“CHECK this out, MATES.”

"Our three core values are exposure, exposure, and exposure."

Bangladesh woke up today to a new craze that has gripped social media following ace all-rounder Shakib Al Hasan's Facebook apology last night.

There must be a sea when you talk about a “sea beach”, right?

Dhoka’s traffic system will see an overhaul after U-loops were shown to be a spectacular failure.

The Chapasthan government yesterday said the only way to stop Covid-22 in its tracks is to introduce half-capacity measures in every sphere of life, said sources who heard other sources talking.

“How did we get worse without even doing anything?”

He has already piloted this strategy during a recent match, after Chapasthan had finished batting. He held a press conference and blasted their performance during the innings break, and the pilot turned out to be a resounding success.

“Babies are not environmentally friendly. Babies will ruin the environment. Babies are the reason sea turtles are choking on your used plastic and dying. Babies are in direct cahoots with other baby animals stealing their resources.”

People going home in droves during Eid in Chapasthan was the main reason Covid-22 will spread throughout the country, the capital city’s elite said at a roundtable at Hotel Just-in yesterday.