satire
Devil left feeling insecure after Bangladesh called ‘heaven’
Local devil in-charge, Lucifer, has reportedly been in clinical depression.
15 August 2022
What does heaven look like?
Congratulations to you, my dear countrymen, welcome to heaven. But wait, heaven is…dark? One might be forgiven for thinking that here in Bangladesh at the moment, as cyclical power cuts literally leave millions in the dark for hours, and fuel prices make others see stars. It might become cheaper to buy a vehicle than the actual costs of buying a week’s fuel for it on a consistent basis. So, get walking, go green, when better than now?
13 August 2022
Martin Scorsese lauds local entrepreneur and filmmaker as “pioneer of cinema”
The Academy Award winner did not have a shortage of praises for the man.
10 August 2022
Fuel prices so high people have stopped gaslighting
Gaslighters are either completely stopping the practice or finding alternatives.
8 August 2022
Perks of living in Dhaka City
Take the recent and absurd fuel price hike, for example. The country's people are focusing on and monitoring how we, the citizens of Dhaka, will handle this situation so they can follow suit. To them, we say, “Hold my Borhani.” The fuel price hike gave an extra flare to the attitude of operators of CNG-run auto-rickshaws, Uber cars, and Pathao bikes, thus rendering the daily commute undesirable. Yet, most fail to grasp the opportunities we are presented with, such as being innovative and healthy. Power walking or riding your bicycle for commute is your divine solution.
7 August 2022
Millennials nostalgic about load-shedding, don’t realise it’s Stockholm syndrome
Local millennials are on the streets with the ludicrous demand of making load-shedding permanent as a part of our heritage.
4 August 2022
How to have a quintessential prom in Bangladesh
The prom experience would remain incomplete without these.
4 August 2022
Canada aspirants consider staying home as Instagram music reaches Bangladesh
IG music going local is reportedly going to fill up the gaps in Bangladeshi netizens’ hearts.
2 August 2022
Youth traumatised after using Personality A with Friend Group B
The police were confused. Who was Personality A?
31 July 2022
Become popular on the Internet with Sellout.com
In a world full of fake validation, Sellout.com understands what’s crucial for triumph – internet points.
28 July 2022
Bangladeshi telco with worst internet service bags a Grammy Award
RuralPhone believes in creating truly soulful music at the cost of network quality.
21 July 2022
Candlelit dinners no longer romantic because of load shedding
No one is sadder than Dhanmondi restaurant owners.
19 July 2022
Experts suggest taxing TikTokers for economic growth
Experts are calling it TikTok tax.
16 July 2022
University student still haunted by general knowledge he memorised
Psychologists have coined a new term to explain this: “Post-GK Stress Disorder”.
14 July 2022
4 Types of People Who Weaponise Facebook in Family Feuds
Bengali folks who seek refuge in Facebook in times of domestic war.
4 July 2022
Engineering student finds passion in everything that isn’t engineering
Engineering student finds everything other than his major fascinating.
3 July 2022
Man faces existential crisis as internet brawls fall to zero
A survey conducted by the Department of Hatred over Technology (DHET) revealed a ground-breaking discovery. The phenomenon was thought to be extinct.
30 June 2022
Jamuna bridge jealous about Padma bridge inauguration, shows cracks
Jamuna bridge sees its crown being snatched away by Padma bridge.
24 June 2022
What if Facebook commenters became your therapist?
Sadman has called a meeting with his top Facebook commenters to deal with his latest mental health crisis. Here's how it went.
16 June 2022
Women’s attires are reason the country is bad in all indexes: Study
“Corruption is high in Chapasthan. Do you guys really know why? Because of the dresses and clothes the women of this country wear,” Jamanai Mia, the chief researcher of Meyeder Poshak Gobeshona Institute (MPGI) said yesterday while announcing the findings of the institute’s latest study.
27 May 2022