The No-Problem People

“I want you to write a 100-page report on the meeting and submit it to me by tonight.”
“No problem, sir.”
“I want it in by 8pm tonight. Do you think you can manage it?”
“No problem, sir. Everything will be managed”
“Are you sure? I could give it to someone else?”
“No problem, sir.”
“Well, you can always come to me if you have any issues.”
“No problem, sir.”
“Call me if you think you can't complete this by today.”
“No problem, sir.”
“I need to use the restroom, now.”
“No problem, sir.”
“I mean, you'll need to go now. I really need to use the loo.”
“No problem, sir.”
“Please get out.”
“No problem, sir.”
“No, seriously. Stop grinning like a fool and get out. I need to go!”

(The next day)

“You didn't complete the work you were given yesterday. I repeatedly asked you if you would be able to take this responsibility and you assured me that there won't be a problem. And I saw pictures of you partying like there's no tomorrow on Facebook! I am sorry, but after this, you cannot work with our organisation any longer.”
“No problem, sir.”

”Do you understand what I'm saying? You are fired. F-I-R-E-D!”
“No problem, sir.”
“Stop nodding your head and stop grinning like an idiot. I'm firing you, not promoting you!”
“NO problem, sir.”
“Do you have any problem getting out of this room and clearing your desk before I kill you?”
“No problem, sir.”

(After five minutes)

“You are still here. Do you want me to call security to escort you?”
“No problem, sir.”
“Oh my God! I quit. I can't deal with this any longer. I think I should get myself admitted to an asylum.”
“No problem, sir. Everything will be managed.”