World Cup Predictions

GERMANY VS GHANA,
JUNE 22
Anubis says, Ghana will defeat Germany in this Group G fixture. Anubis is now currently hidden away in an undisclosed location for security reasons. He believes Ghana will manage a win in their 2nd World Cup fixture against the giants that are Germany in a high scoring game, resulting in a 3-2 win to the Ghanaians. He also expects Miroslav Klose to get on the score sheet at least once for Germany and another goal written off due to the off-side rule.
If this prediction ends up being the actual result, (and chances are it won't but in football you never know), Anubis may need to remain in hiding for quite a bit longer.  

ARGENTINA VS NIGERIA, JUNE 25
Mr. Claws predicts a 4-1 win for Argentina in this contest.
Like most cats, Mr. Claws loves wool. For this prediction, he was first given a black and a white ball of wool to represent the teams. But for obvious reasons, those balls had to be discarded and replaced with a blue one representing Argentina and a green one for Nigeria. The balls were tossed up in the air for Mr. Claws to snatch one up and declare a winner. He took the blue one, predicting an Argentine victory. He got bored soon enough and then just sat there. Because cats have four paws and a tail and Mr. Claws was refusing to move at that time, 4-1 is how this match will end. This lazy cat was later shown posters of the Argentine strikers, and he clawed over Aguero like teenage girls used to once claw over Justin Bieber, until he hit puberty. So, brace/hat trick for Aguero would be a relatively safe bet.