Pundits have cast doubt on the future of India’s cricket superstar Birat Kholi’s career after he became a first-time father last week, saying he may never reach his previous peaks following the new addition to his family.

A Dhoka man, who made a career out of telling others that no work is beneath them, was offended this Friday for being mistaken to be a ride-share driver.

Smoke from cigarettes causes both health and environmental problems. But a recent research by a Bangladeshi legend has found something new. Man, from Rajshahi,

Saint Martin is supposed to be the next big tourist destination for Bangladeshis. Fact is, Saint Martin has been the ‘next big thing’ since it was first discovered. The second fact is Saint Martin will always be the Mario Ballotelli of the tourism world: the potential is there, but it can never be realised.

Ed’s note: Smoking is injurious to your health and the health of others around you.

In a strike against visual learners, cartoons were banned in The Country following complaints against badly-drawn Micky Mouse figures outside the premises of most primary schools.

A gangster politician, with three rap albums under her belt, yesterday embarked on her newest PR campaign after she was caught selling drugs to children.

A company which had made a name for itself by selling job experience to interns has been accused of having slave labour.

“If I was sexist, how is it that I have a wife AND a girlfriend at the same time? I love women!” said Sadman Sakib (28) before quickly telling us that he’s joking. Owner of the popular food blog @fatboyslies, he rose to fame notably for his sarcastic reviews but recently has been heavily criticised for certain remarks he made on social media.

Google recently changed its email service’s logo, only to change it again. But this time, their logo looks like the letter M and this has caused a huge controversy.

A recent research by the University of Lingua has found that readers can instantly form opinions by reading the headlines of a report only.

Students, doctors and social media users, along with everyone else, have been asked to wear the Shut Your Mouf range of masks at all times after November 1.

Tajuddin Akhmed, who went viral in August this year for putting socialism on blast on Facebook live, was today expelled from A Very Private University (VPU), which he had just joined.

Below are two reports. They are either satire or not satire. Sometimes even we don’t know what satire is. And in today’s world, the lines are more blurred than ever before. Satire here is like our rape laws: no one knows what it is or should be.

“It is the best in the world, do you think I was just saying that as a soundbite?” shot back Omaigo Bader when an all-too-smart reporter asked why the minister was leaving the best healthcare behind to get a whiter smile.

Bardda, or North Bardda to be more specific, which has always pretended to be Goolshan, will soon be turned into an amusement park/resort, the Ministry of Money announced yesterday.

Khalid, 31, a resident of the capital, was caught last night eating a plate of French fries. His friends, who caught him in the act, recorded the whole incident and uploaded a video of it on social media, where it instantly went viral with 62 likes and eight shares.

Are you a satirist? Can you draw cartoons? If so send in your contributions to us today at satireday@thedailystar.net

If you are a betting man and you want to win some money during this year’s US elections, then put your money on the rich, white man.

“We will look into the matter,” Kadder, also the off-road transport and broken bridges minister, said.