Donald Trump yesterday signed an executive order that would “let his supporters get the benefit of his antibodies when he breathes into their masks” at rallies, heading into the elections on November 3.

Chapasthan was one of the first countries to declare all hospitals treating Covid-22 would be closed as they have managed to successfully eradicate the virus thanks to hard-immunity.

In what will prove to be the final nail in the coffin for cheats, the extraordinarily gifted government of Chapasthan yesterday decreed the use of capital punishment for those involved in cheating during exams or leaking question papers.

Shimanta Jalil, who made headlines last week for saying men would be tempted to rap about women if they wore “indecent” clothes, made another U-turn this week and released his latest album “The Burqa Boys: As A Brother”.

Village idiot turned self-made superstar Shimanta Jalil has become the first mainstream celebrity to call out the rape culture in Bangladesh, but he claims his message was misunderstood.

MD Rasel, a fresh graduate, was caught selling his newly bought BCS MP3 books in the capital’s Nilkhet Market. Backing his deed,

Our headlines say so much that we have to train our reporters in grammar and sentence reconstruction to help them fill the blank space. In the same way, police have recently hired politics loving students of Juggernaut University to help them fill up blank skills not covered by official training.

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The country’s top leaders, a superstore that can turn everything into a PR opportunity and people who think they are celebrities all came out strongly against the growing incidents of rape.

The government has opened art schools in every district of the country with a special focus on graffiti.

Football King Aloo-deen is sitting quietly on his chair at a function celebrating his latest victory in the top-most position of a local almost religious association.

The country gears up for celebration as incidents of rape are set to fall to only six per day following a women relocation drive by the Dhoka city authorities.

Aging world leaders met once again at the Conference of the Wizened held in one of the oldest country’s in the world. Do you see a theme here already?

The Bangladesh Opposition Party (BOP), the former official opposition party, has decided to launch yet another month-long movement to remove the current ruling party from office.

“I know the thought on everyone’s minds. I am just gonna say it out loud: there are way too many people with way too little to go around. Something needs to be done!” said Zarif Khan, the founder of Kalot Aaka, a boutique art shop in Berrydhara.

After admitting his failure in bringing discipline to the roads, last year Road Transport Minister of Chapasthan Omaigo Bader said a task force would be formed to handle the matter.

Any and every form of satire in Chapasthan has been stopped, and not because of a government edict or court ruling, but because blossoming satire publications had to devote majority page space to explain the word satire alone.

“We aren’t going to America to just learn how to make Kichuri. We are going there to understand food management and gather experiences in making kichuri without onions and spices,” Food Minister Mohanuzzaman said.

President of the United States of America Donald Justin Trump is set to win the Nobel Prize for Piece and Peace – also dubbed the Oxymoron Prize in some circles -- for brokering a peace deal between two nations who weren’t even at war with each other, and laying the pieces for the eventual peace.

Twenty-five-year-old Nishat Tasnim, the 6,079th of her name, has recently returned to work under the pretension that the coronavirus pandemic was a collective hallucination. She is grateful that everyone is now wearing masks, and not just because it keeps the virus away.