Gangster lawmaker distributes sweets among constituents instead of stopping her crimes

A gangster politician, with three rap albums under her belt, yesterday embarked on her newest PR campaign after she was caught selling drugs to children.

In her latest move, Rasheda Ashfaq aka Rashy Ash, distributed 3000 packets of sweets among her constituents in Chapasthan hit hard by the Covid-19 pandemic.

As tone deaf as her charity was, the sweets weren't even from a good place and instead were bought from that one bakery which has a religion in its title and no one knows which the original one is.

During the distribution programme, a reporter asked Rashy Ash, "Hey, Rash are we sure there are nothing but sweets in there?" The politician immediately lashed out and demanded the reporter be "beaten to death".

She later apologized and said she has never used those words before. "I am trying to do a good thing here and you people won't let me. A person needs to let go of their past to become better," she said.

She then pointed to the tattoo underneath her eye and said this was a reminder of the person she had been and was willing to let go of.

Asked if she was willing to leave behind her very clear life of crime, Rasheda broke down in tears. "I know I have hurt many people over the years. I don't want to hurt them anymore," she said, without clarifying whether she would give up the "gang life".