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29 July 2019, 18:00 PM
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This Week's Horrorscope
24 July 2019, 18:00 PM
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17 July 2019, 18:00 PM
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8 May 2019, 18:00 PM
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3 August 2016, 18:00 PM
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27 July 2016, 18:00 PM
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20 July 2016, 18:00 PM
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13 July 2016, 18:00 PM
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29 June 2016, 18:00 PM
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22 June 2016, 18:00 PM
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Keep tweeting at Kanye until he responds. It'll happen.
6 April 2016, 18:00 PM
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Jason Voorhees is behind you.
30 March 2016, 18:00 PM
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The dog with no tail is your nightmare.
23 March 2016, 18:00 PM
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Oh my dear Aries, you should eat more berries.
16 March 2016, 18:00 PM
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Live on films; it can make your life beautiful.
9 March 2016, 18:00 PM
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Never believe your friends.
2 March 2016, 18:00 PM
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The more you learn about trees, the more you'll want to be one.
24 February 2016, 18:00 PM
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Hating everyone is not going to bring you any happiness.
17 February 2016, 18:00 PM
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Roses are red, no more single bed.
10 February 2016, 18:00 PM
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Try walking on a rope that's tied from one of your horns to another.
3 February 2016, 18:00 PM
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You remind people of Donald Trump's comb over.
27 January 2016, 18:00 PM
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Once a desperate businessman said, "I believe in GIVE AND TAKE, AND TAKE MY GIVE".
20 January 2016, 18:00 PM
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Your mind is curly just like your horns.
13 January 2016, 18:00 PM
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To be rich, start shearing yourself.
6 January 2016, 18:00 PM
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If you don't want to be the sacrificial goat, act like a MACHO MAN.
30 December 2015, 18:00 PM
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23 December 2015, 18:00 PM
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Experience the phantom sensation of someone squeezing your hand suggestively.
16 December 2015, 18:00 PM
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Bananas in pyjamas will tap your shoulder any second now.
9 December 2015, 18:00 PM
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You will bump into your ex. They are doing a lot better than you are.
2 December 2015, 18:00 PM
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A surprising number of penguins will dictate your week.
25 November 2015, 18:00 PM