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29 July 2019, 18:00 PM
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24 July 2019, 18:00 PM
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17 July 2019, 18:00 PM
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8 May 2019, 18:00 PM
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3 August 2016, 18:00 PM
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27 July 2016, 18:00 PM
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20 July 2016, 18:00 PM
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13 July 2016, 18:00 PM
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29 June 2016, 18:00 PM
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22 June 2016, 18:00 PM
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There exists a pair of trousers that can fold itself into its own pocket in your future.
18 November 2015, 18:00 PM
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The janitor's closet turns into an ice cream store every time it is locked from the outside.
11 November 2015, 18:00 PM
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You don't know my life. I've been to dark places. The lights in my attic don't work.
4 November 2015, 18:00 PM
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You will be your worst enemy. Steer clear of mirrors and any reflective surfaces altogether.
28 October 2015, 18:00 PM
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You are the reason people share cow selfies on the internet.
21 October 2015, 18:00 PM
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Maybe if you said yes, the popsicle wouldn't melt in you.
14 October 2015, 18:00 PM
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Tonight you will be visited by the spirit of indecisiveness. Maybe.
7 October 2015, 18:00 PM
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This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady.
30 September 2015, 18:00 PM
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You'll be the Tony Montana of curry powder. Clear your nose.
23 September 2015, 18:00 PM
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Nice neck. Where'd you buy it?
16 September 2015, 18:00 PM
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You should give that guy who was rude to you a pisces of your mind.
9 September 2015, 18:00 PM
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An international man of intrigue and mystery will spirit you away in his van.
2 September 2015, 18:00 PM
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Your father's moustache wax will be found on your bed.
26 August 2015, 18:00 PM
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You will go to your bed tonight to find it already occupied.
19 August 2015, 18:00 PM
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You will wonder if the glass if half empty or full at length.
12 August 2015, 18:00 PM
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Cheap out when going to a zoo and you'll be seeing cats in cages.
5 August 2015, 18:00 PM
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Stay up at night and you'll go past wide-eyed and enter the realm of crazy-eyed.
29 July 2015, 18:00 PM
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When you trust people, they will get dirt and water over everything that's important.
15 July 2015, 18:16 PM
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8 July 2015, 18:00 PM
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Only fuzzy dice can drive automobiles skilfully.
1 July 2015, 18:00 PM