The king and his men

A reader, On e-mail
Those who know the ancient Indian history are definitely aware of the famous Indian king- Raja Bikramadditya. The king had nine famous men known as "Naba Ratna' in his court. They were brilliant in their respective fields (I do not remember their exact position and specialty). The whole purpose of pointing out those historical characters is to draw the attention of our comedy lovers. I can see that we have at least three politicians who could easily get a place in the court of the king. Two of them would definitely fit in and make it eleven, instead of nine. I am not sure about the third one. He is more ambitious!