3 new inmates in the supercar yard

Trio of supercars get ready to battle it out in the jail yard. Here be their dog-tags. 

Incarcerated: 2016

Name: Acura NSX

Numbers: 550+ HP

Charges: Speeding ticket, powered by 3.5 litre twin turbo V6 and three-electric motor. Attempted murder via thuggish looks and LED stare. Rep sheet includes threats of attempted dismemberment of Ferrari 488 GTB. Proceed with extreme caution, connections with Yakuza reported but unconfirmed. Likes to slay enemies with hunting knives and not katanas, eschewing the stereotypes. 

Incarcerated: 2016

Name: Lamborghini Aventador LP750-4 SV Roadster

Numbers: 750 HP,  509 lb-ft torque

Charges: Throwing the planet out of rotation permanently using a 6.5 litre V12. Accused of being a legendary bull-whisperer, having the ability to mind control angry bulls into skewering its enemies in the gut. Threats to rival Italian mafia don, Ferrari Automobili, confirmed and in records. Prone to discarding tops and showing off loudly. 

Incarcerated: 2016

Name: McLaren 675LT  "Longtail"

Numbers: 666 HP,  516lb-ft torque  

Charges: British mobster, weapon of choice is a3.8-litre twin-turbocharged V8. Has several siblings and they all look alike with varying degrees of aggression, making it hard to keep track of who does what. Nicknamed "Longtail" after its predecessor, McLaren F1. Approach with extreme caution, known to collect scalps of Audis, Lamborghinis and Ferraris.